Experiencing problems and melancholy is inevitable in life. Sometimes, short funny quotes can help up loosen up a bit. Here we have collected short funny quotes and sayings which can help you be happier and help you feel better. First in line is a compilation of inspirational and funny quotes from movies. If you are a fan of Spider Man, you may be familiar with these quotes.
Inspirational Funny Quotes from Movies
1. Do, or do not. There is no “try”. – Yoda, from Star Wars
2. You can’t live your life for other people. You’ve got to do what’s right for you, even if it hurts some people you love. – from The Notebook
3. Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris, from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
4. Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want. – Heath Ledger, from 10 Things I Hate About You
5. To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, to draw closer, to find each other and to feel. That is the purpose of life.” – from The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
6. Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it. – Rafiki, from The Lion King
7. You cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours. – White Queen, from Alice in Wonderland
8. Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out? – from What a Girl Wants
9. My momma always said, “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.” – from Forrest Gump
10. I don’t regret the things I’ve done, but those I did not do. – from Empire Records
11. After a while, you learn to ignore the names people call you and just trust who you are. – from Shrek
12. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. – from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
13. It’s what you do right now that makes a difference. – from Black Hawk Down
14. It is not our abilities that show what we truly are… it is our choices. – Dumbledore, from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
15. Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss. – from The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
16. Great men are not born great, they grow great. – Mario Puzo, from The Godfather
17. Love cannot be found where it doesn’t exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does. – David Schwimmer, from Kissing a Fool
18. Only if you find peace within yourself will you find true connection with others. – from Before Sunrise
19. To find something, anything, a great truth or a lost pair of glasses, you must first believe there will be some advantage in finding it. – from All the King’s Men
20. I know what I have to do now, I’ve got to keep breathing because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring? – from Cast Away
Short and Funny Quotes about Life
21. The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
Originally posted by FunnyScale
22. All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Originally posted by Trixies405
23. I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas.
Originally posted by BestFunnyJokes4u
24. Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it.
Originally posted by Tumblr
25. They laugh at me because I’m different; I laugh at them because they’re all the same.
Originally posted by WeHeartIt
26. I’m always on my best behavior. It just so happens that my best behavior isn’t very good.
Originally posted by KnittingParadise
27. My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath then go back to sleep.
Originally posted by HotPenguin
28. Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So have fun, enjoy and give them something to talk about.
Originally posted by TheFunnyBeaver
29. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth,
Originally posted by WomanandHome
30. Some people aren’t just missing the odd screw. The whole freakin’ tool box is gone.
Originally posted by BuyMeLaughs
31. Just because I give you advice, it doesn’t mean I know more than you, it just means I’ve done more stupid shit.
Originally posted by BeerChatter
32. Life is a onetime offer, use it well.
Originally posted by Friday.ph
33. When I count my blessings, I count you twice.
Originally posted by WallpaperIShare
34. Some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair.
Originally posted by PrettyDesigns
35. Scientist say the universe is made up of protons, electrons and neutrons. They forget to mention morons.
Originally posted by Pinterest
36. Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome not perfect.
Originally posted by Buzzfeed.com
37. Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
Originally posted by Refinery29
38. I would challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.
Originally posted by Etsy.com
39. Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else’s path unless you are in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that.
Originally posted by Buzzfeed
40. Life without God is like an un-sharpened pencil – No point.
Originally posted by Etsy
Short and Funny Quotes about Friends
41. My level of maturity depends on who I’m with.
Originally posted by Jokideo
42. We’re not cavemen. We have technology.
Originally posted by Buzzfeed
43. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
Originally posted by Tumblr
44. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
Originally posted by TheFunnyBeaver
45. True friends don’t judge each other. They judge people together.
Originally posted by LoveThisPic
46. Know that bitches get stuff done.
Originally posted by Buzzfeed
47. I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.
Originally posted by Pinterest
48. A T-Rex has short arms so that everything it holds is close to its heart.
Originally posted by Etsy
49. I may not be the most important person in your life. I just hope when you hear my name, you smile and say that’s my friend.
Originally posted by TheFunnyBeaver
50. I am who I am. You approval is not needed.
Originally posted by Rosalind Swayne
51. You cannot act like flip flops and expect to be treated like louboutins.
Originally posted by Hubpages
52. May you never go to hell but always be on your way.
Originally posted by Rebloggy.com
53. I never said I hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting a marshmallow. Big difference.
Originally posted by TheFunnyBeaver
54. You can’t make everybody happy. You aren’t a jar of nutella.
Originally posted by Gurl.com
55. I stay fat because it just wouldn’t be fair to all the thin people is I were this good-looking, intelligent, funny and thin. It’s a public service really.
Originally posted by DivineCaroline
56. There there, it’s gonna be OK. Hey, I know this is a bad time and all but my water dish has been empty like all day. No rush, just saying.
Originally posted by BHG
57. Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Originally posted by TheFunnyBeaver
58. I think its funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.
Originally posted by thefunnybeaver
59. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Originally posted by Slodive
60. That awkward moment when you’re doing weird stuff, then realize someone is watching you.
Originally posted by Facebook
Short and Funny Quotes about Family
61. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
Originally posted by ViralStuffs
62. Family are like underpants, some crawl up your ass, some get a little sideways, some are your favorite, some are holy, some are cheap, and just plain nasty, and some actually cover your ass when you need them to.
Originally posted by Etsy.com
63. You don’t know what you have until it’s gone. For example, toilet paper.
Originally posted by BestFunnyJokes4u.com
64. We are all mature until somebody brings out some bubble wrap.
Originally posted by TheFunnyBeaver
65. Home is wherever my bunch if crazies are.
Originally posted by Etsy
66. Our family is just one tent away from a full-blown circus.
Originally posted by Etsy
67. There is a legend that is you go take a shower as screams out loud “Mom!” three times, a nice lady appears bringing the towel you forgot.
Originally posted by Buzzfeed
68. When I’m quiet, those that don;t know me look at me and think I’m shy. People who know me think, OMG! Shes Thinking! Everyone run for your life.
Originally posted by TheFunnyBeaver
69. I smile because you’re my family. I laugh because there is nothing your can do about it.
Originally posted by LoveThisPic
70. I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
Originally posted by Roadkilltshirts
71. You are going to be fine, you come from a strong line of lunatics.
Originally posted by Tumblr
72. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
Originally posted by DumpADay
73. The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
Originally posted by TheFunnyBeaver
74. I thought you were never ever ever ever coming home ever so I panicked.
Originally posted by Buzzfeed.com
75. In my family, crazy doesn;’t skip a generation
Originally posted by DumpaDay
76. You and I are sisters. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up as soon as I finish laughing.
Originally posted by EgglesAllergy
77. I don’t have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
Originally posted by PlayBuzz
78. The best thing about me. I’m limited edition. There are no other copies. Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord.
Originally posted by LoveThisPic.com
79. Two old people sitting on a bench, once turns to the other and says ‘My butt fell asleep.’ The other says, ‘Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times.
Originally posted by TheFunnyBeaver
80. I think the cuckoo just fell out of your clock.
Originally posted by MindBodyGreen.com
Short and Funny Quotes about Love
81. I’ve been single for a while and I have to say, it’s going very well, like it’s working out. I think I’m the one.
Originally posted by AllWomensTalk
82. Were all a little weird, and life’s a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall a mutual weirdness and call it Love.
Originally posted by Pinterest
83. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’r CuTe.
Originally posted by Buzzfeed
84. You text him. he doesn’t text back. He was obviously excited that he fainted.
Originally posted by JustMyType
85. Of course women don;t work as hard as men. They get it right the first time.
Originally posted by PrettyDesigns
86. I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then wall into a pole.
Originally posted by Pinterest
87. Good relationships don’t just happen. They take patience, time and two people who truly want to be together.
Originally posted by TheFunnyBeaver
88. I tripped and fell into some feelings. I’m OK now. I brushed that shit off.
Originally posted by BuyMeLaughs
89. Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.
Originally posted by Pinterest
90. Are you google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Originally posted by Cosmopolitan
91. The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. Other than that, watch out.
Originally posted by Blogspot
92. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
Originally posted by Mashable
93. I didn’t want to fall in love, not at all but at some point, you smiled and holy shit I blew it.
Originally posted by Michelle Theriot
94. From the moment we started talking I knew that I wanted you around.
Originally posted by Inspirationluv
95. I’m bananas for you. Let’s never split.
Originally posted by Cosmopolitan
96. If she likes you, she’ll tackle you, sing to you, be weird around you, dance for you, scream at you, take your food and be mean to you.
Originally posted by Myyardourmessage
97. I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
Originally posted by PlayBuzz
98. I have a date tonight with my bed. We are totally gonna sleep together.
Originally posted by Pinterest
99. Love is like fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
Originally posted by
Huffingtonpost
100. Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant.
Originally posted by Etsy
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Sometimes a little enjoyment is all we need to experience joy. If you feel these compiled short funny quotes about life, love, friends and family are not enough, you may read about lovely wedding quotes, sexy love quotes and quotes about life and love. You can also get inspired by reading our teamwork quotes.
Tina Gray is a freelance journalist, theatre enthusiast and aspiring author. She has a passion for telling stories through various mediums and regularly writes for various online publications. Her short stories will soon be published in her first volume. Currently, she resides in the San Fernando Valley and is studying screenwriting.
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