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55 Best Little Rascals Quotes and Sayings (Darla Quotes)

Home » Movie Quotes » 55 Best Little Rascals Quotes and Sayings (Darla Quotes)

April 1, 2022 By Melanie Rendoque

The Little Rascals is one of the hit movies in 1994. This comedy film was produced by Amblin Entertainment and released by Universal Pictures last August 2014. If you want to be entertained, or amused this movie is perfect for you.

The story begins with Spanky, who is the president of the “Woman Haters Club” with many boys from around the hood as club members. His best friend, Alfalfa, has been chosen as the driver for the club’s prize-winning go-kart. However, when they select him they find out that Alfalfa is together with the girl Darla!! Alfalfa isn’t like his friends because he’s in love with Darla, and unfortunately threatens the very existence of their “boys only” club.

This storyline gave all the children who watched this a very positive vibe, not to mention their adult-like characters which makes it more fun.

Along with this, are the remarkable quotes that would make you laugh, enjoy and realize that children are such a blessing.

Because of this, we compile the 55 Best Little Rascals Quotes of all Time, enjoy our list. If you do not get enough from movie quotes then make sure to check out these hilarious Willy Wonka movie quotes with images to reminisce in old times.

55 Best Little Rascals Quotes of all Time

1. Stymie: And especially never fall in love, and if I do, may I die slowly and painfully.

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2. Porky: I’ll trade you my pickle for a nickel.

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3. Stymie: You only make a once-in-a-lifetime buddy, once in a lifetime.

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4. Spanky: How’s the toothache, bub?
Alfalfa: Uh, the dentist pulled my wisdom teeth.
Spanky: So that explains why you’re acting so stupid.

how's the toothache the little rascal quote with colorful abstract background

5. Twin #1: [referring to Waldo] He’s smoother than a baby’s bottom.
Twin #2: And he smells better, too.

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6. Buckwheat’s Mom: Winner by a hair!

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7. Stymie: You’re not thinkin’ about Darla, are ya?
Alfalfa: No, of course not.
Spanky: Good.
Stymie: I wonder if she’s not thinking of me, too?

you're not thinking about Darla the little rascal quote with abstract background

8. Buckwheat: Quick! What’s the number for 9-1-1?

what's the number the little rascal quote with pink and purple abstract background

9. Stymie: You know what they say, wood doesn’t grow on trees.

woods doesn't grow in trees the little rascal quote with hearts on blue background

Darla Quotes

10. Darla: Why are boys such jerks?

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This quote is one of the funniest out of all Darla quotes!

11. Stymie: Babes are like a bad song.

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12. Darla: Take my heart, but please don’t break it.

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13. Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
Porky: That wasn’t sand, that was kitty litter.
Buckwheat: Don’t worry, it’s pretty fresh.

you sure know how to make a sandwich the little rascal quote with green abstract background

14. Darla: He makes me melt like the 4th of July.

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15. Alfalfa: I’m usually a lover, not a fighter. But in your case, I’m willing to make an exception.

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16. Waldo: You are the sophistication of a woman of twelve.

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17. Alfalfa: All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair.

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18. Spanky: People, people, we need your money!

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19. Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!
Froggy: Actually, it’s a sneaker!

this tastes like the little rascal quote with pink abstract background

20. Mr. Welling: Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy. Loan… denied!

loan denied the little rascal quote with green abstract background

21. Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You’re scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.

dear darla the little rascal quote with purple abstract background

22. Alfalfa: While you feed my soul, I can feed your… face.

while you feed my soul the little rascal quote with orange abstract background

23. Uh Huh: Actually, I’ve always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.

I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary the little rascal quote with yellow and purple background

24. Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, “I hate you, Alfalfa!”

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25. Butch: Any last words?
Alfalfa: Yeah, uh! See ya!

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26. Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don’t worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.

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27. Mr. Welling: If you were my kids, I’d punish you.
Stymie: If we were YOUR kids, we’d punish ourselves!

if you were my kids the little rascal quote with orange abstract background

28. Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why you’re so refined!
Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!

we just moved into town the little rascal quote with pink abstract background

29. Stymie: You’re a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent!

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30. Stymie: You’re a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent!

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31. “Actually, I’ve always had a rather extensive vocabulary…”

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It’s just as simple as saying i’m smart but i don’t wanna show it.

32. “You’re a team like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent!” – Stymie

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Those were great teams Stymie!

33. “Wood doesn’t grow on trees!” – Stymie

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You got a point, trees were woods!

34. “Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!” – Stymie

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Yes, he means SAND-wich!

35. “And especially never fall in love, and if I do, may i die slowly and painfully…” – Stymie

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Falling in love is really hard, especially for Stymie.

36. “Dear Darla, I can’t live without you…Really… I’m not kidding” – Alfalfa

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Aw…. Isn’t he’s the sweetest? We all want someone like him.

37. “You are so beautiful to me” – Alfalfa

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Originally posted by firstcovers.com

Another sweet little rascals quotes. All girls would really love Alfalfa!

38. “Why are boys such jerks?” – Darla

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Originally posted by firststopblogspot.tumblr.com

I guess a lot of boys would hate you for this Darla! 🙂

39. “Then clouds opened up and God said, I hate you Alfalfa!”

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How can got hate Alfalfa? He’s the cutest and sweetest little one- especially for Darla.

40. “Take my heart, but please  don’t break it” – Darla

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Originally posted by stickywallpapers.com

This is every girl’s wish.

41. “I’m usually a lover, not a fighter but in your case, i’m willing to make an exception” – Alfalfa

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Alfalfa is not only sweet, he’s also brave! Such a prince a charming.

42. “I don’t have an ugly face, you have an ugly face”

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Originally posted by Catie Martin

One of the funniest Little Rascal quotes in the movie!

43. “He makes me melt like the 4th of July” – Darla

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Originally posted by dolliecrave.com

Who would not melt by Alfalfa??

44. “You the sophistication of a woman of twelve” – Waldo

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What a word from this young man.

45. “I’m not like those guys. I’m a sensitive male” – Alfalfa

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I guess all girls would want a guy like Alfalfa, he got it all I guess!

46. “Your loss, baby!”

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Love this line!

47. “Is that a cow lick or are you just happy to see me?”

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Hmmm.. I guess he’s just happy!

48. “Alfalfa, this is a side of you i’ve never seen before” – Darla

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These couple is the greatest, ever!

49. “What a hunk!”

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Originally posted by theberry.com

Woaw, is Alfalfa there?

50. “We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar, hey hey hey!”

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Originally posted by weheartit.com

A very cute song from the movie.

51. “Quick, what’s the number for 911?” -Stymie

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This was really funny, kids were kids. How cute!

52. “Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit…” – Alfalfa

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Originally posted by Sada Spangle

Change of mind, Alfalfa is not the sweetest at all! 😀

53. “Babes are like a bad song…” – Stymie

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Originally posted by wallpaperpanda.com

That was definitely right!

54. “You will only meet your once-in-a-lifetime friends… Once in a lifetime” – Alfalfa

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Originally from sproutabl.com

This is so true, so treasure these friends.

55. “While you feed my soul, I can feed your face” – Alfalfa

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What did he say again? Ah.. I just don’t understand it.

Bonus Little Rascal Quotes: 20 years later

Now, 20 years later, the loved cast has reunited for their 20th-anniversary celebration, recreating both the movie poster and their individual characters’ most-loved and remarkable scenes and little rascal quotes. Find all of the little rascals back for one more reunion: Bug Hall (Alfalfa), Brittany Ashton Holmes (Darla), Blake McIver (Waldo), Kevin Jamal Woods (Stymie), Travis Tedford (Spanky), Zachary Mabry (Porky), Ross Bagley (Buckwheat), Sam Saletta (Butch) and Blake Jeremy Collins (Woim).

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There you have it, our collection of The Little Rascals Quotes. I’m sure you had fun and enjoy these quotes from these cutie patootie little ones. Do you have your own favorite Little Rascal quotes? Feel free to share it with us and we will add it to our collection. Hope these kids gave you a great day!

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