Everyone loves a good glass of wine every now and again.
There is something therapeutic about sitting with your feet up with a glass of wine in your hand after a hard day in the office. It sometimes just seems like the right thing to do. To celebrate the beauty of wine, we have created a list of some funny and relatable wine quotes. These wine quotes are perfect for any love of wine. We hope that you enjoy this list of quotes and we would love to hear your thoughts on the quotes in this list in the comments section below this article. If you know someone who may enjoy these quotes, then please do be sure to give the article a share with them!
A Bit About Wine Quotes
There are so many different types of wine, and equally, there are so many funny wine quotes. We have narrowed down some of the best ones and formed them into this list for you to enjoy.
What is wine?
Wine is a form of alcohol that is made primarily from grapes, usually in a vineyard. There are many different types of wine, however the most recognised wines are red wine, white wine, and rose wine. However, each of these different coloured wines have many different types and tastes.
Why are wine quotes so great?
Wine quotes are great for people who enjoy a good glass of wine. They are especially good if you want a quick laugh. If you're a lover of wine, then I'm sure that you will easily be able to relate to a lot of the wine quotes that we have featured in our list.
Our List of Wine Quotes
Following is our list of wine quotes which are all funny and relatable. We hope that you enjoy these quotes and we would love to hear your thoughts on them in the comments section below this article.
One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”
― Charles Baudelaire
Being drunk is a different state of mind and one that can result in som very good and positive times. Peronsally, of the three mentioned in this quote, I would prefer to be drunk on wine, however each to their own. Feeling drunk is a feeling like no other and many people will easily get drunk on wine because it is such an easy and tasty drink to have.
Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”
― Paulo Coelho, Brida
Whenever you come in contact with wine, it should be tasted. Every single wine is beautiful and unique and should be celebrated through taste. Each wine you taste with have it's on uniqueness to it, and that is what differentiates it from other wines. On some occasions, wine must simply be sipped. However, on some occasions, such as gatherings with friends, you can get through a whole bottle, maybe even sometimes a few.
Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know.”
― John Keats
This quote sounds absolutely perfect. Picture it right now - you're sat reading with the beautiful taste of wine in your mouth, the weather is breathtaking and there is light music playing in the background. Sounds like an absolutely perfect scene and definitely somewhere that I would like to be.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
― W.C. Fields
This is a funny quote because it seems like it starts by implying that the food is created with wine as one of the ingredients. However, the pst part of the quote states "sometimes I even add it to the food", which implies that the person must be drinking it rather than adding it to the food like we originally thought.
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”
This is something which I'm sure many people can easily relate to. Have you ever been in one of those moods where everything annoys you, and the only thing that seems to give you any kind of relief is a fresh glass of wine? Well, then you'll know exactly what this quote is all about. I'm sure this is a quote that has been used widely by many.
it's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime!.”
― Kenny Chesney
This quote also describes a perfect scene. Smiling, kissing, sipping wine and summer time are four of the best things in existence. So to have all of those things within this quote, means that it is describing a perfect scene. Sipping wine in a garden during the summer is one of the best feelings in the world.
I am not sure I trust you." "You can trust me with your life, My King." "But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back.”
― Megan Whalen Turner, The King of Attolia
This is a funny quote because it really does get you thinking. Is there really anyone in the world that we can trust with our wine. Especially when we have really nice wine in. If someone else is handling the wine, aren't they going to want to drink it for themselves?
Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing.”
― Ernest Hemingway
Wine is truly a beautiful thing and something which can bring people together closer than ever. Wine can be enjoyed both on your own, and as a group. There are so many different types of wine in the world, that it's easy to find one that you like to drink for yourself. We should all appreciate and celebrate the fine wines of the world.
I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.”
― Oliver Goldsmith, The Vicar of Wakefield
Old wines can often be the best wines. There are people out there who are wine collectors, and will have many many old wines in which they keep for years upon years. They say that the older a wine is and the longer it is kept, the better it gets. I personally have never tried an extremely old wine so can't vouch for that. However it is something in which people believe to be true.
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”
― Louis Pasteur
All the more reason to get yourself a glass of wine to enjoy right now. Many people believe that there are a lot of health benefits associated with drinking the occasional glass of wine, especially with red wine as it is filled with antioxidants. Although it is important to never go overboard with wine, as you may become an alcoholic and become dependant on the drink. However, the occasional wine every now and then is never frowned upon.
I should say upfront that I have never been in a cellar in my life. In fact, I can see no reason why anyone should ever go into a cellar unless there is wine involved.”
― Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall
Truly the only reason that anyone should ever need to go down in a cellar is to retrieve those classic old bottles of wine. The old wines are the best and if they have been sitting in a cellar for a few years, well, they're only going to taste even better. If you're lucky enough to have a cellar in your home, do some good with it and start making a collection of wines today. Your future self (and friends) will thank you for it!
Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.”
― Andre Simon
A good wine can really tie an occasion together. Think about all of the events that have involved wine. Wine makes everything more elegant and allows for people to socialise on a deeper level. If you're planning and event or a dinner, makes sure that you plan to involve wine into the occasion. It's something that everyone enjoys.
Wine is good for the soul!
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