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61 Funny Sister Quotes and Sayings with Images

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March 21, 2016 By Anna Parsons Leave a Comment

It may sound like a cliché, but indeed, a sister’s bond is incomparable. It may be genetics, it may be because you both have grown together. But every sister believes that there’s more than what science can explain – a connection strengthened by love and affection that can never be broken no matter what kind of mishap will block your ways.

It is true that it’s sort of a “love and hate” relationship. Sometimes, you’re both laughing in the corner of your room about different topics, like when she accidentally dropped her phone on her face while watching YouTube or when you ate a raw onion thinking it was a fruit. There may also be moments wherein you hate your sister because she has ruined your favorite dress. However, everything is fixed within just a few hours, simply because you cannot live without speaking to her, right?

Because of these crazy bonds and occurrences, here are some funny sister quotes that you can share to that pretty chick sitting beside you. Enjoy! I bet you can both relate to these funny sister quotes!

61 Funny Sister Quotes Worth Sharing

1. “Sometimes I think I am ugly, but then I look at my sister and get over it.”

sometimes I think I am ugly funny sister quote

2. “More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.” —Linda Sunshine

more than santa claus funny sister quote

3. “As I grew up, one of my strongest allies was my sister.” —Patti Smith

my strongest allies funny sister quote

4. My mom did not raise a dummy. If she did, it’s my sister.”

my mom did not raise a dummy funny sister quote

5. “Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow.” —Benjamin Disraeli

in the season of sorrow funny sister quote

6. “The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble.” —Clara Ortega

turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble funny sister quote

7. “What are sisters for if not to point out the things the rest of the world is too polite to mention.” —Claire Cook

the world is too polite to mention funny sister quote

8. “A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee.” —Allison M. Lee

first gray hairs funny sister quote

9. “Because angels are sometimes busy elsewhere, God created sisters like you.”—Sal Williams

angels are sometimes busy elsewhere funny sister quote

10. “Sisters are mom and dad’s least favorite egg.”

least favorite egg funny sister quote

11. “If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.” —Linda Sunshine

you were probably an only child funny sister quote

12. “A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves—a special kind of double.” —Toni Morrison

both ourselves and very much not ourselves funny sister quote

13. “Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.” —Charles M. Schulz

crabgrass in the lawn of life funny sister quote

14. “Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.”

a couple of nuts off the family tree funny sister quote

15. “Happiness is annoying your older sister by being taller than her.”

being taller than her funny sister quote

16. “What’s the good of news if you haven’t a sister to share it?” —James DeVries

what's the good of news funny sister quote

17. “A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.” —Isadora James

a gift to the heart funny sister quote

18. “She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling even in the dark.” —Barbara Alpert

your partner in crime funny sister quote

19. “I’m a big sister, which makes me the boss. Okay?”

makes me bossy funny sister quote

20. “A sister is both your mirror and your opposite.” —Elizabeth Fishel

both your mirror and opposite funny sister quote

21. “As your sister, it is my job to remind you of your inherent ugliness and pointlessness in the universe.”

it is my job to remind you funny sister quote

22. “We acquire friends and enemies, but our sisters come with the territory.” —Evelyn Loeb

we acquire friends and enemies funny sister quote

23. “Of two sisters, one is always the watcher, one the dancer.” —Louise Gluck

one is always the watcher one the dancer funny sister quote

24. “A sister knows you hide your best chocolate in the bag of broccoli in the freezer. A good sister leaves you a piece. Guess which one I am.”

knows you hide your best chocolate funny sister quote

25. “Is solace anywhere more comforting than that in the arms of a sister?” —Alice Walker

comfort in the sisters arms funny sister quote

26. “Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.”

different flowers from the same garden funny sister quote

27. “We’ll be the troublesome old ladies in the nursing homes.”

troublesome old ladies funny sister quote

28. “That feeling when you’re so excited to see your sister, and you realize she’s wearing your clothes.”

when you're so excited funny sister quote

29. “Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears.”

for sharing laughter and wiping tears funny sister quote

30. “Sisters don’t need words—we’ve already got our own language of eye rolls, sighs, winks, laughs, and screams.”

don't need words funny sister quote

31.”She is your sister, she is your mirror…”

Your Mirror Sister Quotes

32. “If you mess with the big sister, there is always a younger…”

Younger Crazier Sister Quotes

33. “I’m not just a sister, I’m a big cup of wonderful…”

Wonderful Sister Quotes
Originally posted at Krazy Aunt Katie’s Designs

34. “Damn! Don’t you hate it when you’re about to win a fight with…”

Win a Fight Sister Quotes

35. “Sisters are clothes borrower, fit throwers, cover stealers…”

What are Sister Quotes

36. “You and I are sisters, always remember that…”

We are Sister Quotes
Originally posted at Etsy

37. “I told my kids that we are no longer saying shut up because it sounds…”

Silence Sister Quotes
Originally posted at Huffington Post

38. “Yes, I do have the best sister in the world…”

Scares me a Little Bit Sister Quotes

39. “There is no problem that sisters cannot confront, combat, plot against…”

Run Over Sister Quotes
Originally posted at My Beautiful Crazy Life

40. “Fairies are real… I have one. She calls herself my sister…”

Real Fairies Sister Quotes

41. “A perfect sister I am not, but thankful for the one I’ve got.”

Perfect Sister Quotes

42. “If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly…”

Only Child Sister Quotes
Originally posted at Kay’s Best Intentions

43. “Middle sister: victim of our older sibling…”

Middle Sister Quotes

44. “The middle sister is really just a big sister and a little sister in one…”

Middle and Little Sister Quotes
Originally posted at Pinterest

45. “You think I am crazy? You should meet my sister!”

Meet My Sister Quotes

46. “Sisters – the ones you can get mad at only for a short period…”

Mad for Short Period Sister Quotes
Originally posted at Pinterest

47. “We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them…”

Mad at Someone Sister Quotes

48. “A little sister is someone perfect person who listens when you talk…”

Little Sister Quotes

49. “A sister is a little bit of childhood that can’t be lost…”

Little Bit of Childhood Sister Quotes

50. “I smile because you’re my sister, I laugh because you can’t do…”

I Smile and Laugh Sister Quotes
Originally posted at SloDive

51. “What I love most about us being sisters is we can have totally…”

Inappropriate Conversation Sister Quotes

52. “I had the greatest friend when I was a little kid…”

Greatest Friend Sister Quotes
Originally posted at Book Bub

53. “I can’t remember if I am the good sister or the evil sister…”

Good or Evil Sister Quotes

54. “Sisters are like fat thighs — they stick together!”

Fat Thighs Sister Quotes

55. “When I say I won’t tell anyone, my sister doesn’t count…”

Doesn't Count Sister Quotes

56. “My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer…”

Bossy Older Sister Quotes

57. “I’m the big sister. No question. No argument…”

Big Sister Quotes
Originally posted at SloDive

58. “Back off. I have a sister and I am not afraid to use her…”

Back Off Funny Sister Quotes
Originally posted at Funny Minions

59. “My sister has an awesome sister. True story.”

Awesome Sister Quotes
Originally posted at Etsy

60. “As we grew up, my sister acted like they didn’t care…”

As We Grew Up Sister Quotes

61. “More than sisters, we are partner in crime!”

Always There Sister Quotes

Share a Laughter with these Sister Quotes

Love and respect are the keys to a good relationship with your sister. There may be some problems but make sure that these will not affect your feelings towards your sister. She’s irreplaceable, so learn how to value her, like how you value your parents. She will always be there in times of troubles – she’s someone you can always run to. Think about these funny sister quotes in case you feel bad about her. I am sure you’ll feel better and simply laugh about the situation.

Anna Parsons Goodmorningquote
Anna Parsons

Anna works as a full-time writer and editor and has devoted the last ten years of her career to assisting readers in improving their perspective on life. She is a Cultural Studies graduate and now contributes to Good Morning Quotes by sharing her traveling experiences and social knowledge with our readers. When she is not typing up her next article, Anna enjoys spending time with friends, visiting new places, and supporting a healthy lifestyle.

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