It may sound like a cliché, but indeed, a sister’s bond is incomparable. It may be genetics, it may be because you both have grown together. But every sister believes that there’s more than what science can explain – a connection strengthened by love and affection that can never be broken no matter what kind of mishap will block your ways.
It is true that it’s sort of a “love and hate” relationship. Sometimes, you’re both laughing in the corner of your room about different topics, like when she accidentally dropped her phone on her face while watching YouTube or when you ate a raw onion thinking it was a fruit. There may also be moments wherein you hate your sister because she has ruined your favorite dress. However, everything is fixed within just a few hours, simply because you cannot live without speaking to her, right?
Because of these crazy bonds and occurrences, here are some funny sister quotes that you can share to that pretty chick sitting beside you. Enjoy! I bet you can both relate to these funny sister quotes!
61 Funny Sister Quotes Worth Sharing
1. “Sometimes I think I am ugly, but then I look at my sister and get over it.”
2. “More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.” —Linda Sunshine
3. “As I grew up, one of my strongest allies was my sister.” —Patti Smith
4. My mom did not raise a dummy. If she did, it’s my sister.”
5. “Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow.” —Benjamin Disraeli
6. “The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble.” —Clara Ortega
7. “What are sisters for if not to point out the things the rest of the world is too polite to mention.” —Claire Cook
8. “A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee.” —Allison M. Lee
9. “Because angels are sometimes busy elsewhere, God created sisters like you.”—Sal Williams
10. “Sisters are mom and dad’s least favorite egg.”
11. “If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.” —Linda Sunshine
12. “A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves—a special kind of double.” —Toni Morrison
13. “Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.” —Charles M. Schulz
14. “Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.”
15. “Happiness is annoying your older sister by being taller than her.”
16. “What’s the good of news if you haven’t a sister to share it?” —James DeVries
17. “A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.” —Isadora James
18. “She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling even in the dark.” —Barbara Alpert
19. “I’m a big sister, which makes me the boss. Okay?”
20. “A sister is both your mirror and your opposite.” —Elizabeth Fishel
21. “As your sister, it is my job to remind you of your inherent ugliness and pointlessness in the universe.”
22. “We acquire friends and enemies, but our sisters come with the territory.” —Evelyn Loeb
23. “Of two sisters, one is always the watcher, one the dancer.” —Louise Gluck
24. “A sister knows you hide your best chocolate in the bag of broccoli in the freezer. A good sister leaves you a piece. Guess which one I am.”
25. “Is solace anywhere more comforting than that in the arms of a sister?” —Alice Walker
26. “Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.”
27. “We’ll be the troublesome old ladies in the nursing homes.”
28. “That feeling when you’re so excited to see your sister, and you realize she’s wearing your clothes.”
29. “Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears.”
30. “Sisters don’t need words—we’ve already got our own language of eye rolls, sighs, winks, laughs, and screams.”
31.”She is your sister, she is your mirror…”
32. “If you mess with the big sister, there is always a younger…”
33. “I’m not just a sister, I’m a big cup of wonderful…”
34. “Damn! Don’t you hate it when you’re about to win a fight with…”
35. “Sisters are clothes borrower, fit throwers, cover stealers…”
36. “You and I are sisters, always remember that…”
37. “I told my kids that we are no longer saying shut up because it sounds…”
38. “Yes, I do have the best sister in the world…”
39. “There is no problem that sisters cannot confront, combat, plot against…”
40. “Fairies are real… I have one. She calls herself my sister…”
41. “A perfect sister I am not, but thankful for the one I’ve got.”
42. “If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly…”
43. “Middle sister: victim of our older sibling…”
44. “The middle sister is really just a big sister and a little sister in one…”
45. “You think I am crazy? You should meet my sister!”
46. “Sisters – the ones you can get mad at only for a short period…”
47. “We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them…”
48. “A little sister is someone perfect person who listens when you talk…”
49. “A sister is a little bit of childhood that can’t be lost…”
50. “I smile because you’re my sister, I laugh because you can’t do…”
51. “What I love most about us being sisters is we can have totally…”
52. “I had the greatest friend when I was a little kid…”
53. “I can’t remember if I am the good sister or the evil sister…”
54. “Sisters are like fat thighs — they stick together!”
55. “When I say I won’t tell anyone, my sister doesn’t count…”
56. “My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer…”
57. “I’m the big sister. No question. No argument…”
58. “Back off. I have a sister and I am not afraid to use her…”
59. “My sister has an awesome sister. True story.”
60. “As we grew up, my sister acted like they didn’t care…”
61. “More than sisters, we are partner in crime!”
Share a Laughter with these Sister Quotes
Love and respect are the keys to a good relationship with your sister. There may be some problems but make sure that these will not affect your feelings towards your sister. She’s irreplaceable, so learn how to value her, like how you value your parents. She will always be there in times of troubles – she’s someone you can always run to. Think about these funny sister quotes in case you feel bad about her. I am sure you’ll feel better and simply laugh about the situation.
Anna works as a full-time writer and editor and has devoted the last ten years of her career to assisting readers in improving their perspective on life. She is a Cultural Studies graduate and now contributes to Good Morning Quotes by sharing her traveling experiences and social knowledge with our readers. When she is not typing up her next article, Anna enjoys spending time with friends, visiting new places, and supporting a healthy lifestyle.
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