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64 Funny Good Morning Quotes with Images

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January 2, 2023 By Martha Weston Leave a Comment

A great way to start your day is by reading funny good morning quotes. Sometimes, morning can be hard, especially if you were not able to get adequate sleep. But it doesn’t mean that your entire day should be ruined. It can be hard to work or do your daily chores without having enough rest. Do not let a day pass without being productive, grab a lot of positivity in your life, and make sure that you do not let anything hinder you from having a good day.

Who loves being interrupted when you are dreaming about the person you love most? Who appreciates being bothered when you are still regaining energy? Yes, it can surely give you a bad start, but don’t let it affect your day. Read some funny good morning quotes from our site and these will surely bring out the best in you.

Know someone who is having a bad day? Remind him that it should be taken lightly. Find something worth laughing about, like these funny good morning quotes!

Funny Good Morning Quotes for Everyone

1. “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” —Jarod Kintz

alarm clocks going off funny morning quote

2. “Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” —James Marsden

some people wake up drowsy funny morning quote

3. “Morning will come, it has no choice.” —Marty Rubin

morning will come funny morning quote

The morning will always come, and you have no choice but to get up!

4. “Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” —Jim Davis

contradiction of terms funny morning quote

Is good morning really good?

5. “Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” —Punit Ghadge

keep the dream alive funny morning quote

Keep dreaming! Don’t get distracted by the alarm!

6. “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” —Dorothy Parker

the first thing to do in the morning funny morning quote

7. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” —David Lynch

even bad coffee is better funny morning quote

8. “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” —Glen Cook

morning is wonderful funny morning quote

9. “Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.” —Nanea Hoffman

coffee and kindness funny morning quote

Coffee completes your day!

10. “In the morning, I woke like a sloth in the fog.” — Leslie Connor

I woke up like a sloth funny morning quote

11. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black

I like coffee funny morning quote

12. “The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me.”

the best part of waking up funny morning quote

13. “Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction.”

getting up early funny morning quote

14. “Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” —Rachel Caine

afternoons are hard funny morning quote

It is really difficult to face mornings!

15. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T. S. Eliot

measured out my life with coffee spoon funny morning quote

16. “The lawyer’s first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock.” —Edward Packard, Jr.

the lawyer's first thought funny morning quote

17. “Dracula is a morning person compared to me.” —Kim Dallmeier

dracula is more a morning person funny morning quote

18. “There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” —Kristen Chandler

there should be a rule against people funny morning quote

19. “Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.” —Mickey Nice

twinkle twinkle little star funny morning quote

20. “I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.”

i remember that I'm the mom funny morning quote

It is the responsibility that wakes me up early!

21. “I wish I had a brush that could paint the whole sky and turn every morning into night.” —Akshay Vasu

I wish I had a brush paint funny morning quote

22. “Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.” —William Feather

early morning cheerfulness funny morning quote

23. “Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” —Robert Heinlein

progress isn't made by early risers funny morning quote

24. “There are two kinds of people in this world: 1. Morning people. 2. People who want to shoot morning people.”

two kinds of people funny morning quote

Who are you in the two kinds of people?

25. “The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock.”

easiest time to fall asleep funny morning quote

Nothing feels better than falling asleep right after you turn off your alarm.

26. “Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read.” —Raymond Carver

terrific urge to lie in bed funny morning quote

27. “God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.”

God created sleep funny morning quote

28. “I hate that part of the morning where I have to get out of my bed and participate in real life.”

participate in real life funny morning quote

29. “Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.”

I am functioning at full capacity funny morning quote

30. “Of course I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning!

i can start the day motivated funny morning quote

It is difficult to be motivated in the morning when you all wanted to take a longer sleep!

31. “I always give 100% at work…”

100 Percent at Work Funny Good Morning Quotes

32. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”

Yawn is a Silent Scream Funny Good Morning Quotes
Originally posted at Wanna Joke

33. “Workout in the morning before your brain…”

Workout Funny Good Morning Quotes

34. “If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee…”

Take the Spoon Out Funny Good Morning Quotes

35. “Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans…”

Shit Happens

36. “Good morning World!”

Sarcastic Sunshine

37. “I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out…”

Real Life Funny Good Morning Quotes
Originally posted at The Quote Pedia

38. “I drink coffee for your protection…”

Protection
Originally posted at Signals

39. “I was gonna take over the world this morning…”

Overslept
Originally posted at Suburban Men

40. “I wake up every morning at nine and grab…”

Obituary Page

41. “Telling yourself that you’ll get up early in the morning…”

Not Important
Originally posted at Relatably

42. “I hope your day is as nice as your butt…”

Nice as your Butt

43. “Why can’t the morning news ever say…”

News
Originally posted at Jar of Quotes

44. “I don’t like morning people…” Funny Good Morning Quotes

Morning People

45. “I could be a morning person, if morning happened…”

Morning in Noon

46. “Today, I am wearing a lovely shade…” Funny Good Morning Quotes

Lovely Shade

47. “Why do they call it beauty sleep…”

Looking Like Troll

48. “I like my bed more than I like most people…”

Like my Bed

49. “I need something more than coffee but less than cocaine…”

Less than Cocaine

50. “Am I the only person who wakes up at 7:59 am…”

Last Minute
Originally posted at Whisper

51. “Today I will kick ass and make dreams happen…”

Kick Ass

52. “You know that moment when you wake up in the morning…”

Full of Energy
Originally posted at Pix Teller

53. “Sometimes, people want to have full conversation…”

Full Conversation

54. “Me and morning don’t see eye to eye…”

Eye to Eye

55. “When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling…”

Eleven O'Clockish

56. “Drink some coffee and pretend you know…”

Drink Some Coffee

57. “Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm…”

Damn Alarm

58. “I’ve started drinking my coffee out of a clear mug…”

Clear Mug
Originally posted at Tazza di Luna

59. “Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say…”

Chocolate and Dollar

60. “I can’t get out of my bed because my cat…”

Cat
Originally posted at Whisper

61. “Be strong, I whisper to my coffee…”

Be Strong

62. “My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I stayed…”

Bed wasn't Feeling Well

63.  “I always say morning instead of good morning…”

Asleep in Bed
Originally posted at Board of Wisdom

64. “I think I’m allergic to morning…”

Allergic Quotes

Brighter Day with these Funny Good Morning Quotes

God has blessed you to live a new day. Do not waste it because you can never bring back time. If you are facing problems that could probably ruin your day, it is important to find ways to make things bearable for you, such as reading funny good morning quotes. You can also gather positivity by reading inspirational and happy quotes that will surely give you a better outlook on life. Get inspired by reading Robin Williams’ quotes. You control what happens in your life. A bad morning should never be a reason why you cannot do what you are supposed to deliver today.

Martha Weston
Martha Weston

Martha lives in the Bay Area and is a dedicated reader of romance novels. She runs a yoga studio and taught yoga for many years. She always says that yoga fuels her writing. She’s also a vegetarian and advocate for living a healthy life. Martha has been writing for us for a while now, giving readers a glimpse into her lifestyle and work.

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