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34 Funny Good Morning Quotes with Images

January 1, 2017 By Good Morning Quote

Yawn is a Silent Scream Funny Good Morning Quotes

A great way to start your day is by reading funny good morning quotes. Sometimes, morning can be hard, especially if you were not able to get adequate sleep. But it doesn’t mean that your entire day should be ruined. It can be hard to work or do your daily chores without having enough rest. Do not let a day pass without being productive, grab a lot of positivity in your life and make sure that you do not let anything hinder you from having a good day.

Who loves being interrupted when you are dreaming about the person you love most? Who appreciates being bothered when you are still regaining energy? Yes, it can surely give you a bad start, but don’t let it affect your day. Read some funny good morning quotes from our site and these will surely bring out the best in you.

Know someone who is having a bad day? Remind him that it should be taken lightly. Find something worth laughing about, like these funny good morning quotes!

Funny Good Morning Quotes for Everyone

1. “I always give 100% at work…”

100 Percent at Work Funny Good Morning Quotes

2. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”

Yawn is a Silent Scream Funny Good Morning Quotes

Originally posted at Wanna Joke

3. “Workout in the morning before your brain…”

Workout Funny Good Morning Quotes

4. “If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee…”

Take the Spoon Out Funny Good Morning Quotes

5. “Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans…”

Shit Happens Funny Good Morning Quotes

6. “Good morning World!”

Sarcastic Sunshine Funny Good Morning Quotes

7. “I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out…”

Real Life Funny Good Morning Quotes

Originally posted at The Quote Pedia

8. “I drink coffee for your protection…”

Protection Funny Good Morning Quotes

Originally posted at Signals

9. “I was gonna take over the world this morning…”

Overslept Funny Good Morning Quotes

Originally posted at Suburban Men

10. “I wake up every morning at nine and grab…”

Obituary Page Funny Good Morning Quotes

11. “Telling yourself that you’ll get up early in the morning…”

Not Important Funny Good Morning Quotes

Originally posted at Relatably

12. “I hope your day is as nice as your butt…”

Nice as your Butt Funny Good Morning Quotes

13. “Why can’t the morning news ever say…”

News Funny Good Morning Quotes

Originally posted at Jar of Quotes

14. “I don’t like morning people…”

Morning People Funny Good Morning Quotes

15. “I could be a morning person, if morning happened…”

Morning in Noon Funny Good Morning Quotes

16. “Today, I am wearing a lovely shade…”

Lovely Shade Funny Good Morning Quotes

17. “Why do they call it beauty sleep…”

Looking Like Troll Funny Good Morning Quotes

18. “I like my bed more than I like most people…”

Like my Bed Funny Good Morning Quotes

19. “I need something more than coffee but less than cocaine…”

Less than Cocaine Funny Good Morning Quotes

20. “Am I the only person who wakes up at 7:59 am…”

Last Minute Funny Good Morning Quotes

Originally posted at Whisper

21. “Today I will kick ass and make dreams happen…”

Kick Ass Funny Good Morning Quotes

22. “You know that moment when you wake up in the morning…”

Full of Energy Funny Good Morning Quotes

Originally posted at Pix Teller

23. “Sometimes, people want to have full conversation…”

Full Conversation Funny Good Morning Quotes

24. “Me and morning don’t see eye to eye…”

Eye to Eye Funny Good Morning Quotes

25. “When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling…”

Eleven O'Clockish Funny Good Morning Quotes

26. “Drink some coffee and pretend you know…”

Drink Some Coffee Funny Good Morning Quotes

27. “Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm…”

Damn Alarm Funny Good Morning Quotes

28. “I’ve started drinking my coffee out of a clear mug…”

Clear Mug Funny Good Morning Quotes

Originally posted at Tazza di Luna

29. “Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say…”

Chocolate and Dollar Funny Good Morning Quotes

30. “I can’t get out of my bed because my cat…”

Cat Funny Good Morning Quotes

Originally posted at Whisper

31. “Be strong, I whisper to my coffee…”

Be Strong Funny Good Morning Quotes

32. “My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I stayed…”

Bed wasn't Feeling Well Funny Good Morning Quotes

33.  “I always say morning instead of good morning…”

Asleep in Bed Funny Good Morning Quotes

Originally posted at Board of Wisdom

34. “I think I’m allergic to morning…”

Allergic Funny Good Morning Quotes

Brighter Day with these Funny Good Morning Quotes

God has blessed you to live a new day. Do not waste it because you can never bring back time. If you are facing problems that could probably ruin your day, it is important to find ways to make things bearable for you, such as reading funny good morning quotes. You can also gather positivity by reading inspirational and happy quotes that will surely give you a better outlook on life. You can also get inspired by reading Robin Williams quotes. You control what happens in your life. A bad morning should never be a reason why you cannot do what you are supposed to deliver today.

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