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46 Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes with Images

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May 21, 2016 By Anna Parsons Leave a Comment

Heartbreaks are never easy to get over with, especially for emotional women. Most women would hold on as long as they love a guy, but the great beauty about it is when she finally gets over with her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend, there is no going back. No matter what effort the guy shows, her feelings are never ever coming back. Especially if the break-up because he planned to cheat on you. We all come to a certain point in our lives where we get to finally laugh about our previous heartbreaks. While some tend to stay bitter and will probably keep on crying on a certain song or watching Netflix movies, some still come to realize the benefits and good memories created and  shared with  ex-boyfriends. How to get over that ex may not be easy for everyone, but it will be worth it. Here we have collected funny and mean ex-boyfriend quotes to help you move on and give a good love about the past.

Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes

1. Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich… want those leftovers too?

oh you're dating my ex funny ex relationship quote with sandwich and dark blue background

2. When your ex says “You’ll never find someone like me”. Reply with “That’s the point”.

you'll never find someone like me funny ex relationship quote with funky old woman and orange background

3. My ex wasn’t an asshole. He was the whole ass.

my ex wasn't an asshole funny ex relationship quote with a phony and bright green background

4. Dear Ex, as easily as I hired you, I had to fire you. You lied and couldn’t meet the requirements of the job. Goodbye.

dear ex funny ex relationship quote on paper background

5. This is my ex looking for someone better than me.

this is my ex looking for someone funny ex relationship quote with a clown on violet background

6. My ex boyfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked him

my ex boyfriend's status funny ex relationship quote with different cosmetics and woman on blue background

7. Yesterday I ran into my ex. Then I pulled into reverse and ran over him again.

yesterday I ran into my ex funny ex relationship quote with car on blue green background

8. My ex boyfriend was flaunting his new girlfriend and telling me he has moved on. When I looked at her, darling that’s not a move on that’s a setback.

my ex boyfriend is flaunting funny ex relationship quote with two clowns on yellow and white background

9. If your ex texts you saying ‘I miss you’ that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.

if your ex texts you funny ex relationship quote with a funny dog wearing pink glasses in the background

10. Definition of Ex? Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

definition of ex funny ex relationship quote with emoji on blue background

11. If you’re happy and you know it thank your ex!

if you're happy and you know it funny ex relationship quote with a woman with shades on violet background

12. Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

never get jealous funny ex relationship quote with yellow and blue green background

13. Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.

seeing your ex with someone funny ex relationship quote with a funny-faced dog

14. Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”

ever looked at your ex and wondered funny ex relationship quote with a sad pug on purple background

15. That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

that awkward moment funny ex relationship quote with a clown riding a bike on the background

16. I couldn’t help but noticing that I’m much better looking than all of your ex- girlfriends.

I couldn't help but notice funny ex relationship quote with biting lip on white background

17. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

I never hated a man funny ex relationship quote with diamond on dark blue green background

18. Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.

cheers to my ex funny ex relationship quote with yellow party background

19. Ex, means expired, and an expired one is poisonous.

ex means expired funny ex relationship quote with potion on blue background

20. I thought you took my breath away but now I know I was choking from all your sh*t.

I thougth you took my breath away funny ex relationship quote with cat

21. I accidentally bumped into my ex today…With my car…at 60mph…on purpose.

I accidentally bumped into my ex funny ex relationship quote with race flags on blue background

22. All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

all discarded lovers funny ex relationship quote with bitten cookie

23. Exes be like “remember when we used to…?” Nope. I remember when you fucked up though. Remember that?

exes be like funny ex relationship quote with three clowns on violet background

24. I’m not with stupid anymore.

I'm not with stupid anymore funny ex relationship quote with happy clown on red background

25. My ex had one very annoying habit. Breathing.

my ex had one annoying habit funny ex relationship quote with annoyed emoji on violet background

26. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have five fingers, the middle one’s for you.

roses are red funny ex relationship quote with meme face on white background

27. Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you’re still stupid.

sometimes God sends an ex back funny relationship quote with joke holding cup on white background

28. When your ex texts you after months “Hey what’s up?” Reply with “Not today Satan, not today.”

when your ex texts you funny relationship quote with woman signing stop on blue background

29. Me, jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.

me jealous of you funny ex relationship quote with funny cat on pink background

30. My Ex texted me: I MISS YOU… So I replied: We’re sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn’t give a f*ck.

my ex texted my funny relationship quote with laptop and mouse on the background

31. I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Y the hell did I date you?”

funny ex boyfriend quotes
Originally posted by Love this pic

32. You’re my favorite ex-boyfriend.

i miss ex boyfriend quotes
Originally posted by Etsy

33. I still can’t see us ever being friends.

mean ex boyfriend quotes
Originally posted by Ultraviolent-playground

34.  My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.

ex boyfriend wants me back quotes
Originally posted by Tumblr humor

35. Thank God someone threw me away, so you could pick me up and love me.

ex boyfriend quotes tumblr
Originally posted by Hubpages

36. We all love someone way to fucking much.

ex boyfriend quotes
Originally posted by Elkayem

37. Every girl has that one boy, no matter who they’re with of how long ago she had feelings for him, he will always be the one that when a love song is played, he’ll be in her mind.

ex boyfriend quotes about moving on
Originally posted by IMGfave

38. Never underestimate a man’s ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes.

ex boyfriend quotes for girls
Originally posted by Pinterest

Mean Ex Boyfriend Quotes

39. Sometimes, you miss the memories, not the person.

ex boyfriend friendship quotes
Originally posted by Twitter

40. If you were happy before you met someone, you can be happy when they’re gone.

ex boyfriend quotes for facebook status
Originally posted by Gurl

41. I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing to me because your actions spoke the truth.

ex boyfriend quotes for instagram
Originally posted by Tumblr

42. When your past calls don’t answer, it has nothing new to say.

ex boyfriend quotes funny images
Originally posted by Momentomagicoconme

43. If someone you love hurts you, cry a river, build a bridge and get over it.

ex boyfriend quotes picture
Originally posted by Gurl

44. Now you’re just somebody that I used to know.

ex boyfriend quotes pinterest
Originally posted by Weheartit

45. Sometimes it takes painful situations to make us change our ways.

funny ex boyfriend quotes and sayings
Originally posted by Gurl

46. I don’t care what you think about me, I don’t think about you at all.

hate ex boyfriend quotes
Originally posted by Lauren Conrad

While dwelling on a recent breakup may be good for some, it is always better to leave an ounce of love for yourself. You are going to be fine and you will meet someone better who will not take you for granted and who will love you unconditionally. If you are inspired by these ex-boyfriend quotes, be sure to read Inspiring Letting Go Quotes, Funny Inspirational Quotes and Cheer Up Quotes. However, if you feel like dwelling and reminiscing on old memories, check out Cute Boyfriend Quotes. Stay Happy and Inspired!

FAQ on the Funny Ex Boyfriend Quotes

What should I say to my ex-boyfriend?

Finding the right thing to say to an ex can be difficult and a little awkward. So, try breaking that tension with a funny ex-boyfriend quote!

How can I make my ex jealous quotes?

If you want to get the attention of an ex, you might try reaching out to them with a funny ex-boyfriend quote, it’ll certainly get them talking.

What can I post to make my ex jealous?

Making an ex jealous, or even just getting their attention, can be pretty hard. But you can try a funny ex-boyfriend quote to really get them interested.

How do I make my ex guilty?

If you think your ex needs to really think about their actions, consider a funny ex-boyfriend quote that captures the humor and issue you want to consult.

How do I text my ex?

If you want to break the ice with a new ex, consider a funny ex-boyfriend quote that can help you strike up a conversation and get back to talking.

Is it OK to text my ex?

You spend a lot of time with your partner, and while breaking up can change that, it doesn’t mean you can’t text. Try striking up a conversation with a funny ex-boyfriend quote.

How can I make my ex miss me like crazy?

If you want to have a chat with an ex and get them thinking about you again, consider sending them a great funny ex-boyfriend quote.

How can I attract my ex over text?

Sometimes, you may want to win an ex back. A great way to do this is through a funny ex-boyfriend quote that can start up a chat!

Anna Parsons
Anna Parsons

Anna works as a full-time writer and editor and has devoted the last ten years of her career to assisting readers in improving their perspective on life. She is a Cultural Studies graduate and now contributes to Good Morning Quotes by sharing her traveling experiences and social knowledge with our readers. When she is not typing up her next article, Anna enjoys spending time with friends, visiting new places, and supporting a healthy lifestyle.

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