• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer
Good Morning Quote

Good Morning Quote

Smile when you need it

  • LIVE
  • LOVE
  • INSPIRE
  • MOTIVATE
  • BE HAPPY
  • FAMILY
  • FRIENDS
  • Our Story
  • Contact

25 Funny Engagement and Wedding Quotes

Home » Funny Quotes » 25 Funny Engagement and Wedding Quotes

August 7, 2015 By Martha Weston Leave a Comment

Engagement and marriage are two things that could be understood as the same. However, that really is not true. Engagement is the first step in the journey of marriage. Often, we can see a lot of videos online documenting engagements and weddings. How sweet are they? Well, we can say, they’re too sweet. From finding the perfect engagement ring to the wedding afterparty, there is a lot to look forward to when planning and preparing that perfect day.

One of the most important things during this beautiful day the humor and laughter that comes along with marriage and engagement. The funny quotes and speeches, embarrassing quotes from best friends and family, crazy pictures from the old days when you just met and hilarious father daughter dances during the after party. We wanted to give you some funny inspiration for your speeches, invitation or just for fun. This is why we gathered the best and most funny wedding quotes from the internet. Aside from wedding pictures and videos, the sweetness, and funny side of weddings and engagements can be captured through awesomely funny wedding quotes.  We have come up with the top 25 most funny engagement and wedding quotes to guide you in picking the most usable and efficient wedding quotes to fit your purpose.

Funny Engagement and Wedding Quotes

1. Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.

Wedding Quote

funzpictures

Well, I’m not sure who would rally against this but why bother, women should really do the shopping – no buts, no ifs.

2. When I said I do, I didn’t mean laundry.

funny wedding quotes

We can say that this is a warning or a heads-up to what’s waiting for women, could be men, after the wedding.

3.  They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

humor wedding quotes

buymelaughs

This could mean double – either good or bad, up to you to interpret it.

4. Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Cute Wedding QuotesSo make sure to find someone who’s willing to be annoyed by you and who can annoy you too, it’s a win-win.

5. I promise to take care of you when you are old but the first time you hit me with your crane, I’ll wash your dentures in toilet water.

witty wedding quotes

Love could be twisted sometimes so you be careful – always – you never know when this becomes a knot.

6. If my husband doesn’t start crying when he sees me walking down the aisle, I’m turning around and doing it again.

Fun Wedding Quotes

Women, especially brides, have that preconceived notion that they should and must be the prettiest on their wedding day – that’s a given. However, they also assume that their groom should be so emotional at this day to tear up specifically at the time where they will walk up the aisle. That could be too much, but why not – men will really get teary, either because they’re so happy or that they’re gonna get tied. Beers up!

7. In my house, I’m the boss and my wife is just the decision maker.

sweet wedding quotes

quotesaboutmarriage

There’s a famous saying that goes ‘Behind a man’s success is a woman’. Need we say more?

8. I thought I was stupid until I got married. My stupidity was confirmed. wedding quotesone

It’s better to realize some things at the earliest time possible, isn’t it?

9. Marriage is like a public toilet, those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

wedding quotes two

This could be one of those wedding quotes you don’t know whether it’s a warning or just a cynical comment – but any will do.

10. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. comic wedding quotes

Even the genius had something to say about marriage – he’s quite thoughtful, is he not?

11. Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.

wedding quotes three

Wait till you’re sober.

12. The secret of a happy marriage remains… a secret.

secret wedding quotes

That’s why no one says that to weddings.

13. No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying. comical wedding quotes

Keep this in your notes… and mental reminder in your head.

14. What’s your Wedding Quote;) The international symbol for marriage.

symbol wedding quotes

No matter how we see it, grooms-to-be should really have this engraved onto their wallets – just a reminder.

15. Marriage. Better start drinking now, it only gets worse from here. engagement wedding quotes

After the wedding isn’t really that bad – you’ll just feel like it’s a hangover… that never gets off easily.

16. Do you promise to wipe up pee from the toilet seat for all the days of your life?

lovely wedding quotes

It’s up to you to say I do or No do.

17. Advice for almost married men: Never laugh at your wife’s choices, you are one of them.

funny engagement quotes

Before you laugh, look at yourself. Then if you feel its right, go ahead and laugh out loud.

18. Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

comic engagement quotes

Aside from the customer, the wife is always right.

19. 101 Positions, 102 Excuses.

wedding quotes jokes

What’s in a man’s head is… you know. Always.

20. The smallest handcuffs in the world – marriage rings.

wedding quotes handcuffs

Don’t get it so wrong. You’re the one who surrendered, weren’t you? So just take the punishment, willingly. That’s what you get when you ask for a opal engagement ring;)

21. Wedding. A funeral where you smell your own flowers.

quirky wedding quotes

Sometimes, you just have to get past the humor of this one for it makes sense. It signals the end of your bachelor or bachelorette days.

22. Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.

quirky wedding quotes

23. All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. funny wedding quotes 3

Home is where the trouble is, sometimes.

24. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and spade.

funny engagement wedding quotes

A deck has 52 cards. Unlimited spades and clubs.

25. Game over.

funny wedding quotes 2

It’s really not game over. This is just the end of the funniest engagement and wedding quotes.

Funny Wedding Quotes

Whether you’re a soon-to-be bride or groom, let these engagement and wedding quotes serve as reminders to you on your quest to marriage. They may be funny and hilarious, even cynical, but these are literals that came from human experiences. They have not hardened facts but merely wedding quotes… remember though, that being mere wedding quotes, that they are not of value. Since they are made from real human interactions, perhaps they hold bearing to help you realize what is in it for you.

We’re not creeping you out, we are just stating that there are consequences to choices that you have to face – with a happy smile on your cheeks – like marriage which happens after engagement and wedding. The funny wedding quotes are actually sweet in essence, that it guides you to your path of engagements and weddings.

Just in case you’re not the one getting married and you just wish to send a greeting to a friend nearing the day of her ‘I do’, feel free to stick a note from these hilarious wedding quotes. If you still want more, you can check through more romantic quotes and love quotes here in good morning quotes.

Martha Weston GMQ
Martha Weston

Martha lives in the Bay Area and is a dedicated reader of romance novels. She runs a yoga studio and taught yoga for many years. She always says that yoga fuels her writing. She’s also a vegetarian and advocate for living a healthy life. Martha has been writing for us for a while now, giving readers a glimpse into her lifestyle and work.

You'll also like:

  • 1.  52 Inspirational Quotes about Loving Yourself
  • 2.  Meaningful Missing You Quotes To Express Your Loneliness
  • 3.  21 Funny Twin Quotes and Sayings with Images
  • 4.  232 Hurting Quotes for Her and Him in 2022

Reader Interactions

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Primary Sidebar

SEARCH QUOTES HERE

Articles

Good Morning Quotes

Love Quotes

Happy Monday Quotes

Happy Tuesday Quotes

Happy Wednesday Quotes

Happy Thursday Quotes

Happy Friday Quotes

Happy Saturday Quotes

Happy Sunday Quotes

FOLLOW FOR MORE QUOTES

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
Inspirational Quotes About Strength

82 Short and Inspirational Quotes about Strength

Sad Quotes and Sayings about Life and Love

61 Sad Quotes and Sayings about Life and Love

best gym motivational quote with woman on the background

111 Best Motivational Gym Quotes with Images

Happy Monday Quotes

Happy Monday Quotes To Brighten Your Day

Footer

Our Story

Our mission at Good Morning Quote is promoting positivity, increase spirit, spark ideas, encourage success, and motivate people with love quotes, motivational life quotes, and inspiring friends quotes. We create not to sell but to motivate our fast-growing community in our own simple and subtle way. We are hands-on in selecting the best quotes, designs, and the products for you so you can get a smile when you need it!

Follow Us for more Quotes

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • Twitter
  • YouTube

About Us | Privacy Policy | Contact

Popular Categories

  • Angel Quotes
  • Best Thoughtful Gifts for Grandma
  • Birthday Wishes
  • Blog
  • Decluttering
  • Family Quotes
  • Famous Quotes
  • Friendship Quotes
  • Funny Quotes
  • Inspirational Quotes
  • Life Quotes
  • Love Quotes
  • Motivational Quotes
  • Movie Quotes
  • Positive Thinking
  • Quotes
  • Reviews
  • Songs
  • Uncategorized

Recent Posts

  • 82 Short and Inspirational Quotes about Strength
  • 61 Sad Quotes and Sayings about Life and Love
  • 111 Best Motivational Gym Quotes with Images
  • Happy Monday Quotes To Brighten Your Day
  • 193 Thinking and Missing You Quotes
  • 10 Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
  • 32 Short Stay Strong Quotes and Images
  • 132 Happy Birthday Wishes for Friend with Images
  • 91 Heart Touching Quotes for Him and Her
  • 123 Top Ever Inspirational Farewell Quotes
  • 142 Amazing Appreciation Thank You Quotes with Photos
  • 15 Happy New Year Wishes For The Year Ahead
  • 67 Best Mother Quotes and Sayings with Images
  • 55 Inspirational Monday Quotes To Start Happy
  • 146 Happy Thursday Quotes
  • 123 Beautiful Smile Quotes
  • 100 Emotional Sacrifice Quotes That Will Make You Selfless
  • 55 Best Little Rascals Quotes and Sayings
  • 142 Best Bible Quotes On Love and Strength
  • 64 Funny Good Morning Quotes with Images

Copyright © 2023 • Good Morning Quote™ • All Rights Reserved